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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Feb 10, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection!

 

10 Year anniversary of the podcast!

Feb 3, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!

Jan 27, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Thor.  This movie is semi-nope as hell, and the Hulk is pissed again, but he will helps save the day in his own way.

Jan 23, 2025

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E10

 

The Final Epic Episode!

Jan 19, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Poison. This is a short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

Jan 16, 2025

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E09

Jan 12, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker: Folie À Deux. This movie is shit and fails at everything that it tries to accomplish. A complete shit show deluxe.

Jan 9, 2025

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S03E08

Jan 5, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Outbreak. This movie is bug nuts crazy with a side of fucked up like your boyfriend's butt sauce! So it's a fun time, haha.

Jan 2, 2025

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E07

Jan 1, 2025

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!

 

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Dec 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.

Dec 26, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06

Dec 23, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas. Although it may be based off of a film that gives me this shits just thinking about it this films isn't too bad.

Dec 19, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05

Dec 18, 2024

Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends!

 

This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling of the Beowulf story. It's bugnuts, batshit storytime brought to you by a Bastard! Go find it on my Instagram and ShitTok and share it for no reason but just to watch it infect society through chaos!

Dec 15, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!

Dec 12, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04

Dec 9, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!

Dec 5, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03

Dec 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

Nov 28, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S03E02

Nov 25, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!

Nov 21, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01

Nov 17, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!

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