The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones Blu-Ray.  This one is pretty awful and i want to hate fuck it.  That is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happening.  The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know how... The Happening!  She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Sword of Storms.  A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it.  He also like kittens and beer.  It's not a bad movie, but with a few passing issues and stuff.  I'll stop now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tamara.  A well tread supernatural revenge story that is an ok film starring the wife of Channing Tatum.  She's hell in high heels!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.  In this movie James Bond takes on the bad guy, gets some pussy and saves the fucking day... oh shit, wrong movie.  Listen till the end and hear the magical shit filled easter egg!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World.  This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit!  I was very tired while recording this podcast late into the evening, partially fueled by cough syrup, greasy pizza and i'm pretty sure that i briefly passed out a couple times during this film.  I'm so sorry that you listened to this.