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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: June, 2016
Jun 26, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 2.  This movie is the sequel to a somewhat classic and they amped up the gore and they tried to make Donnie Wahlberg seem like a capable actor! This second one tries to push forward in new directions, but fails somewhat in certain aspects, but is still on the better side of these Saw movies.

Jun 19, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Now You See Me.  In this movie there are 36 ninjas and the are crazy fast and can do magic like nobody knows!  Jk, but there are these 4 playas known as the 4HorseM3N and they fight for the little guy and like to fuck shit up son!

 

NOW YOU SEE ME bitches.

Jun 12, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scream.  In this movie a girl named Scream is hunted by some crazy fuckers and is forced to... Scream!  There were some production issues with this episode so if it sucks then i'm sorry and fuck you.

Jun 5, 2016

 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator.  Paul W.S. Anderson fucking hates us all and gives us this shitfest!  This movie is a combination of a great franchise and an average(but loved) franchise that was forced to hate fuck each other while doing massive amounts of drugs on camera.  I'm not even joking... that's the fucking story son.  Aliens + Predators + fml = this fucking movie.  kill me now please.

 

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