The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Under The Red Hood.  In this movie the Batman gets to fight demons from his past!  The Joker is out there romping and stomping... I'll stop now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 3.  This movie is yet another sequel to a sequel to a somewhat classic and they amped up the gore even more and they tried to make Donnie Wahlberg seem like a capable actor again! This third one just keeps amping up the gore and views like a railed up ride or a video game that you just watch and point and click once in awhile.

bleh.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Crank.  This movie is about a guy named Deadpool... um Chev Chelios who kills people and fucks shit up so he doesn't die.  He's got a hot girlfriend, a funny Doctor and his roommate is a blind black woman... um I mean this is Crank, not Deadpool. 

I'll stop now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween: Resurrection.  This movie is a pretty shitty sequel in this franchise, but still better than those horrible middle ones.  

This is not the one with Paul Rudd in it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Independence Day.  This movie is the prequel to a fairly shitty movie that just came out.  There is alien rape(brent spiner) and a black pilot(will smith) and a jewish man boy cable repair man(jeff goldblum) and i'm pretty sure that i passed out a few times while recording this.  

fml son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tomorrowland.  This movie is directed by the Iron Giant dude and written with the Lost guy.  It's a perfectly average movie that looks pretty, but it takes a long time to get anywhere fun which is too little too late for my fucking tastes.  Bleh.  Anyway it's an ok film, but not high on my lists of rewatching fun time stuff.  Fuck it.