The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rings. This movie is about a dude that is too cool for school and then does some shit and watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know he's fucked. This is another let down sequel and yeah fucking kill me.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Fuck it let's watch this Christmas shit you bastards!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Wow this one is garbage! I'd seriously rather watch that purple dick looking X-Men film than this and that was pretty shit.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Life. This movie is about some space junkies that find some LIFE in out there space and it kills them and everything else in it's way and then lands on the Earth. It should have been a fucking Venom prequel, but what the fuck do I know?
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Incident On And Off A Mountain Road (Masters of Horror S01 E01). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tom And Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes. This movie is about a guy named Tom And Jerry that somehow saves the day with little help from Sherlock Holmes.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast Five. This sweet film is when a franchise rebounds and builds on the last few films and rises to a new extreme. The fucking ROCK runs through a window and fight VIN and they steal a fucking safe with 100 Million Dollars inside it and yeah FAST FUCKING FIVE!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. In this movie it's more of the same shit from the first one, but only slightly funnier and mainly more meh.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. Sci-Fi horror at it's worst! hahaha This movie is a shitty, but fitting end to a franchise that started out well enough and slowly slid to shit.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Blood And Iron. A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it. He also like kittens and beer. It's a kinda bad movie, but eh give it a shot.
Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TNG S2E1 - The Child.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cell. This movie is a strange fucking movie with a cool idea and some great imagery and good performances. That being said... yeah man.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disturbing Behavior. This movie is about cyclops and that girl from Batman Begins that got recast and nick stahl.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 2. This movie is a quickly done sequel that was just made to get a quick buck! Boring, but a chick pisses her pants so that's pretty fun! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mighty Ducks. This is the movie that made Emilio Estevez fun and cool again and Hockey and shit! Plus that dude from Dawson's Creek.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ducktales: The Movie Treasure Of The Lost Lamp. Fuck it let's watch this shit!
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS Pilot - The Cage
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Wolf. This movie is a quickly great fucking 80s movie about coming of age, underage drinking and basket ball! Fuck yeah son.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch. This movie is about a guy named Blair and his sister is a Witch and none of that was true.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League. WTF?!?! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortdecai. This movie is about a guy named Mortdecai that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S1E3 - Past Prologue.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut). This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious. This shit film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up... YOU KNOW HIS NAME! This is a fairly boring film that had a few big scenes that revived a franchise and lead to the best of the series... Fast Five.