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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: 2017
Dec 31, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rings.  This movie is about a dude that is too cool for school and then does some shit and watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know he's fucked.  This is another let down sequel and yeah fucking kill me.

Dec 24, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.  Fuck it let's watch this Christmas shit you bastards!

Dec 17, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men Origins: Wolverine.  Wow this one is garbage!  I'd seriously rather watch that purple dick looking X-Men film than this and that was pretty shit.

Dec 10, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Life.  This movie is about some space junkies that find some LIFE in out there space and it kills them and everything else in it's way and then lands on the Earth.  It should have been a fucking Venom prequel, but what the fuck do I know?

Dec 3, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Incident On And Off A Mountain Road (Masters of Horror S01 E01).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series.

Nov 26, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tom And Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes.  This movie is about a guy named Tom And Jerry that somehow saves the day with little help from Sherlock Holmes.

Nov 19, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast Five.  This sweet film is when a franchise rebounds and builds on the last few films and rises to a new extreme.  The fucking ROCK runs through a window and fight VIN and they steal a fucking safe with 100 Million Dollars inside it and yeah FAST FUCKING FIVE!

Nov 12, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.  In this movie it's more of the same shit from the first one, but only slightly funnier and mainly more meh.

Nov 5, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.  Sci-Fi horror at it's worst! hahaha This movie is a shitty, but fitting end to a franchise that started out well enough and slowly slid to shit.

Oct 29, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Blood And Iron. A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it. He also like kittens and beer. It's a kinda bad movie, but eh give it a shot.

Oct 25, 2017

Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TNG S2E1 - The Child.

Oct 22, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cell.  This movie is a strange fucking movie with a cool idea and some great imagery and good performances.  That being said... yeah man.

Oct 15, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disturbing Behavior.  This movie is about cyclops and that girl from Batman Begins that got recast and nick stahl. 

Oct 13, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 2.  This movie is a quickly done sequel that was just made to get a quick buck!  Boring, but a chick pisses her pants so that's pretty fun! haha

Oct 8, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mighty Ducks.  This is the movie that made Emilio Estevez fun and cool again and Hockey and shit!  Plus that dude from Dawson's Creek.

Oct 1, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ducktales: The Movie Treasure Of The Lost Lamp.  Fuck it let's watch this shit!

Sep 27, 2017

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TOS Pilot - The Cage 

Sep 24, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Wolf.  This movie is a quickly great fucking 80s movie about coming of age, underage drinking and basket ball!  Fuck yeah son.

Sep 17, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch.  This movie is about a guy named Blair and his sister is a Witch and none of that was true.

Sep 10, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League.  WTF?!?!  haha

Sep 3, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Extended Edition).  This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!

Aug 27, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortdecai.  This movie is about a guy named Mortdecai that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!

Aug 23, 2017

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:DS9 S1E3 - Past Prologue.

Aug 20, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut).  This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too.  Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker!

Aug 13, 2017

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious.  This shit film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up... YOU KNOW HIS NAME!  This is a fairly boring film that had a few big scenes that revived a franchise and lead to the best of the series... Fast Five.

 
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