Hey dudes this is the first episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY- Caretaker: Parts 1 & 2.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th. This movie is a game changer of sorts that spawned a mega horror franchise!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Turbo-Charged Prelude for 2 Fast 2 Furious. This mini movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive across country because that's what rebel outlaws do or someshit?
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon. This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will fuck you up son. Danny fucking Glover mother fucker!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Rejects. This film took the life out me literally. I passed out at least 2 times while watching this fucking shit pants film. I give up.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Planet Of The Apes (2001). This movie is a remake of a classic film and beloved film franchise. It's a fucked up bleh fest and shit. haha