The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that has lots of fucking critters in his suitcase and shit goes crazy.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Jump Street. This movie is about a two fuckwad copper that can't shit standing up so they get sent back to school!
Well school is out for summer bitches!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Secret Life Of Pets. In this movie the pets rise up and get into shenanigans and all is well just as the humans get home.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Guardians Of The Galaxy. This movie is about a guy named Star Lord who had a above average cock, but nothing gaudy or whatev. He meets up with some strange fucking p33ps and they fucking save the day. Also Thanos and shit.