The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches All The Right Moves. Football, Coach, Tom Cruise, Tits, Lea Thompson, Steel Mills... Fuck yeah to the 1980s!
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E10 (Baby, You Can Drive My Car).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Furious 7. In this film shit just got fucking real! Han is fucking killed, The Rock gets his balls handed to him and Jason Statham is a fucking beast! Daddy's gotta go to work.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious 6 “mid-credit scene”. This secret scene is where we find out the Han's death in the 3 film wasn't an accident and that makes it slightly less tragic to me, but we gotta keep pumping out those sequels bro! This tells us Jason Statham is a bad ass fucker and here to stay son.
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E9 (Jump).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Darker. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and fuck you part 2.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 3. This movie is another quickly done sequel that was made to get 3D back into cinemas and also to make another quick buck! I actually found myself enjoying this one more than I remember plus he gets the mask ffs!
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E8 (Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. There is still silly hair cuts, and more batshit insanity. Please don't listen to this.
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E7 (Help Me, Rhonda).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Suicide Squad. This movie is a hot mess of garbage that wastes so much talent here. Ugh
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E6 (For Your Eyes Only).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 3 (Director’s Cut). This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker and now Joe (big dick) Pesci are back and kicking ass and shit!
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E5 (Keepin' the Faith).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jigsaw. This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka shit. This movie is probably the worst of the bunch, but I'd have to rewatch that 3D one and that wont happen so fuck it.
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E4 (Pennsylvania 6-5000).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 2. This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY S6 E1 - Equinox: Part 2.
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E3 (Looking for Lucky).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Andromeda Strain: The Miniseries Part 1. This miniseries tries to revamp and reinterpret a classic sci-fi book/movie with a few twists.
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:VOY S5 E25 - Equinox: Part 1.
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E2 (Strangers in the Night).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Con Air. This movie is about a plane named Con Air and it will still fuck you up and spit you out!
Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E1 (A.L.F.).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreams In The Witch House (Masters of Horror S01 E02). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 2nd episode!