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Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E20 (Mr. Sandman).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers in Goldmember. In this movie, it's even more of the same shit from the first one, but now with a useless singer chick.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E19 (When I'm 64).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Blood Wars. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael! New hybrids!?!?! fml.
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 5: Bloodlines. Kevin Bacon is not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan. This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some smart edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E16 (True Colors).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Phantasm. This movie is somewhat classic in that it kicked sci-fi/horror off into a new and strange direction. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for most of this movie.