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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Dec 30, 2020

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials and Tribble-ations.

Dec 27, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!

Dec 25, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1). Let's frak!

Dec 25, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby.  Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!

Dec 20, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher.  This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers.  Aliens come to fuck shit up but get fucked up.  Fuck yeah son!

Dec 18, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E10 (Pegasus). Let's frak!

Dec 13, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra.  This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale.  Somber, but quite good.

Dec 11, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix). Let's frak!

Dec 6, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick.  This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shit.

Dec 4, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E08 (Final Cut). Let's frak!

Nov 29, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman.  This movie is dope as hell and Tony(big cock) Todd is fucking great.  Be his victim bitches!

Nov 27, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2). Let's frak!

 
Nov 22, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 4: The Quest For Peace.  In this movie, Superman stops nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a sun born nuclear clone or something ffs.  plus ducky is in here.

Nov 20, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1). Let's frak!

Nov 15, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding.  So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day!  The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

Nov 13, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E05 (The Farm). Let's frak!

Nov 13, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th (2009).  This movie is bad... really bad, but it's over for now.

Nov 8, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hobbs & Shaw.  This movie is like a modern-day sequel to Moana.  Just go watch it already.

Nov 6, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E04 (Resistance). Let's frak!

Nov 4, 2020

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2).

Nov 1, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse.  This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive.  He meets up with some other strange fucking Spider-Them and they fucking save the day.

 

Don't do drugs before you watch this, please.

Oct 30, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E03 (Fragged). Let's frak!

Oct 28, 2020

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2).

Oct 25, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad.  This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.

Oct 23, 2020

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness). Let's frak!

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