The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freshman Fall. Freshman Fall tells the story of Melissa Connell (Candace Cameron Bure), a college freshman anxious to fit in with the popular crowd. After arriving, she is invited to a party by a guy, Scott Baker (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), with her roommates Jordan McCann (Jenna Von Oy) and Kellie Salter (Nikki Cox), and attracts the attention of Scott, the member of the college's most popular fraternity (to which her brother, Michael Connell (Brandon Douglas), also belongs) who has a history of date-raping fellow female students. She and Jordan attend a party at Scott's frat; there, she becomes the latest victim of Scott, who drugs her. Before he takes her upstairs to a room to rape her, she notices a passed-out Jordan being taken to a room by a guy as well. Upstairs, Scott turns on loud music and then rapes her. Melissa manages to escape his room afterward and flees from the frat house in tears...

AKA: She Cried No

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Extinction.  This movie attempts to push the story of humanity's extinction to another level while some survivors are hanging out in the desert. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: The Next Level.  In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass, but this time it's Danny DeVito inside him for a while and there's flying horses and shit.   

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches In Defense Of A Married Man.  So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and there are lots of people that you'll recognize. Hellz yeah!