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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: 2023
Dec 31, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

Dec 24, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.

Dec 18, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!

Dec 11, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches  Another Me.  This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!

Dec 4, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.  This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!

Nov 26, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom. Tom Hardy was like hey Topher hold my beer son and jumped into the lobster tank! OH HELL YEAH SON!

Nov 19, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!

Nov 12, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Most Dangerous Game. Yeah, it's the film that possibly inspired the Zodiac Killer so give it a look son. It's decent for being an older film.

Nov 5, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this trilogy later haha!

Oct 29, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). So it begins!

Oct 22, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.

Oct 15, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep again with this one son! 

Oct 8, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mission To Mars. We got another amusment ride movie for you guys and gals! strap in or strap on!

Oct 1, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been creaming for! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

Sep 24, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son! 

Sep 17, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring.  This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked.  This film is fucking epic and still holds up!

Sep 10, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enola Holmes. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

Sep 3, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches R.I.P.D. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who gets killed by Kevin Bacon. He's got a hot girlfriend, and a grumpy friend named chode. Whatever.

Aug 27, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two.  This movie is part 2. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.

Aug 20, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War.  Jet Li fucks Jason Statham in the ass as they go to WAR!

Aug 13, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!

Aug 6, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Aquaman. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for suckas! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! DC went balls deep with this one son! 

Jul 30, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Soul Of The Dragon.  This is a movie wherein a black batman little shit kicks fast and makes friends with a ninja chick and Asian Jim Carrey fist fucks!

Jul 23, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

Jul 16, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!

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