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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: 2024
Dec 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.

Dec 26, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E06

Dec 23, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas. Although it may be based off of a film that gives me this shits just thinking about it this films isn't too bad.

Dec 19, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05

Dec 18, 2024

Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends!

 

This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling of the Beowulf story. It's bugnuts, batshit storytime brought to you by a Bastard! Go find it on my Instagram and ShitTok and share it for no reason but just to watch it infect society through chaos!

Dec 15, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!

Dec 12, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04

Dec 9, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!

Dec 5, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03

Dec 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

Nov 28, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S03E02

Nov 25, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!

Nov 21, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01

Nov 17, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!

Nov 14, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

Nov 11, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!

Nov 7, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E09

Nov 4, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Strange Way Of Life.  In this movie, a couple of dudes do kooky shit to to relive their better days and strange things happen.

Nov 1, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.

Oct 31, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E08

Oct 28, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and bad ones too!

Oct 24, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E07

Oct 20, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.

Oct 17, 2024

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E06

Oct 14, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Batman.  This movie pulled, well it's a movie I guess.

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