The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S03E02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E09

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Strange Way Of Life.  In this movie, a couple of dudes do kooky shit to to relive their better days and strange things happen.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and bad ones too!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E07

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E06

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Batman.  This movie pulled, well it's a movie I guess.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E05

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Salem’s Lot.  This movie is about a guy named Salem, he is a writer, and he has a lot and shit.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E04

This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe! 🤣 Idk. Just open it on your computer or something, fuck it, two weeks. I'll try to put out one every quarter or so if/ when I have time or crap art to slap together. Cheers! 

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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 3. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues as a blast to the past, God had mercy on my soul becuase this one is a better film.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E03

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thanksgiving.  This movie is a dish of revenge served with a side of blood and guts!

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part One. This movie is the start of a mega-crisis on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!