The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad!
Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men. This one is pretty good and still holds up pretty well all things considered.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Boy Kills World. In this movie, Pennywise kicks ass while his inner thoughts are narrated by the fucking guy from Bob's Burgers ffs.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash. This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die. He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for? Fucking CABLE that's what!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out!
Tony Fucking Stark!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!