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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Sep 28, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.

Sep 21, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.

Jul 7, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.

Jun 29, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine.  This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.

Jun 15, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.

Jun 8, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman.  This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!

May 25, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.

May 11, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha

May 4, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad!

 

Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ

Apr 20, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death.  This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!

Apr 13, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law.  This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!

Apr 6, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster.  This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

Mar 30, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater.  This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!

Mar 16, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA

Feb 3, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Tom Hardy was like hey, Topher, hold my beer, son and went to a rave and got the W! OH HELL YEAH SON!

Nov 25, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!

Sep 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men. This one is pretty good and still holds up pretty well all things considered.

Aug 19, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Boy Kills World.  In this movie, Pennywise kicks ass while his inner thoughts are narrated by the fucking guy from Bob's Burgers ffs.

Jul 21, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash.  This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun! 

Jun 9, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2.  This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die.  He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for? Fucking CABLE that's what!

Apr 14, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess! 

Apr 1, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out!

 

Tony Fucking Stark!

Mar 3, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!

Dec 31, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

Dec 18, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!

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