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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: Category: Comedy
Oct 27, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It's not just you, Murray!. This short film is an award winning film by a young Marty Scorsese.

Oct 13, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watchesThe Big Year.  This movie is a lighthearted romp that tells a fun story. I didn't watch through the credits becuase I was out of there, but there are some decent postscripts.

Note: The ending of original file is garbled a bit and it sounds like it's almost sped up for some reason so thats fucked up and annoying.

Aug 31, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard.  This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?

Aug 11, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003).  This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.

Apr 27, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

Feb 10, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Team. Not too bad of a movie surprisingly, but no Alien: Resserection!

 

10 Year anniversary of the podcast!

Jan 19, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Poison. This is a short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.

Dec 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Very Brady Christmas. It's a cheesy made for tv holiday movie sequel of a cheesy 1970s sitcom it's still pretty fun even though it's a basic moral-driven feel-good story.

Dec 15, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!

Jun 16, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a let down from the highs of the second one, but it still has it's moments of fun.

Jun 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.

Oct 15, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep again with this one son! 

Sep 24, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son! 

May 28, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

Mar 6, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween.  This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years.  Mother fucker!

Jan 2, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mr. Nanny.  This movie is shitty, but fun so sit on it.

Apr 18, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Addams Family.  The recounting of a terrible family and the strange beauty of the Family Addams!

Mar 28, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happytime Murders.  This movie is about a guy named Happytime and some Murders are going on and he teams up with his angry ex-partner and shit gets sideways fast.  Also puppet drugs!

Dec 27, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!

Dec 25, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby.  Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!

Nov 15, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding.  So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day!  The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

Oct 25, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad.  This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.

Aug 23, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince.  So a chick goes undercover and falls in love with a prince.  It's winter and the Borg queen is the mother.  Also, a princess is in a wheelchair.

Aug 9, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Holmes & Watson.  So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and I just copied that from another episode because this film fucking sucks knob boi!

May 3, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape.  This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids.  The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.

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