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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Jun 16, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a let down from the highs of the second one, but it still has it's moments of fun.

Jun 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.

Oct 15, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep again with this one son! 

Sep 24, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son! 

May 28, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

Mar 6, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween.  This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years.  Mother fucker!

Jan 2, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mr. Nanny.  This movie is shitty, but fun so sit on it.

Apr 18, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Addams Family.  The recounting of a terrible family and the strange beauty of the Family Addams!

Mar 28, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happytime Murders.  This movie is about a guy named Happytime and some Murders are going on and he teams up with his angry ex-partner and shit gets sideways fast.  Also puppet drugs!

Dec 27, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!

Dec 25, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby.  Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!

Nov 15, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding.  So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day!  The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

Oct 25, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad.  This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.

Aug 23, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince.  So a chick goes undercover and falls in love with a prince.  It's winter and the Borg queen is the mother.  Also, a princess is in a wheelchair.

Aug 9, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Holmes & Watson.  So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and I just copied that from another episode because this film fucking sucks knob boi!

May 3, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape.  This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids.  The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.

Mar 22, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood.  This movie is fun enough and well-made film.  The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha

Dec 29, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers in Goldmember.  In this movie, it's even more of the same shit from the first one, but now with a useless singer chick.

the truth about Snoke!

Sep 8, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder Mystery.  Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade.  A bit of a waste on the concept, but still funny at times.

May 26, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves.  In this film Rick Moranis still has a huge cock... a huge cock, but this time gets fucking shrunk!

Mar 17, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, I Blew Up The Kid.  In this film 

Rick Moranis still has a huge cock, but blows shit because he fucking can!

Feb 10, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain Ron.  This movie is about a captain/ all around awesome fucker named Captain Ron!  This movie fucking rocks!

Feb 8, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scoobynatural (Supernatural: S13E16).  This is an episode wherein Scooby Doo is fighting Jet Li and Jet Li is still Jet Li(ing) the fuck out of Scooby and Gang... also just kidding.

 

 

 

HAPPY 4 YEARS BITCHES!!

Jan 20, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Collision Course.  This is a movie where Jay Leno is the strait man(maybe) and Mr. Kesuke Miyagi is the funny man(kinda) and they are both cops and the get their asses kicked while they kick ass.  

Dec 30, 2018

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Gilmore. He's a loser wanna be hockey player that is trying to save his old lady grandma yo.

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