The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Carol (1938). In this film, a pale horse rides into the heart of man to show him the errors of his ways or some shit like that.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The After. This big cocked movie may be short, but size matters not when you have big dick energy!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Resemblance. This movie is about a family trying to gain some sort of closure about something to do with their dead son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 12 Angry Men (1957). This big cocked movie still holds up and I just found out that they did a remake with a banger cast in the 1990s so I might also do that film too. Fuck it, bro!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.

Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently: 

coffee up her ass

as Ben Affleck tea-bagged

her, Gwyneth Paltrow

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker: Folie À Deux. This movie is shit and fails at everything that it tries to accomplish. A complete shit show deluxe.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Logan Lucky. This film is alright, but lacks the magic of his other films especially the Ocean's trilogy.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker.  In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet?  David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Working Girls.  A pretty good movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Social Network.  Zucky has a small cock and isn't afraid to use it because he's the fucking CEO bitch!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Daddy.  So a chick date rapes a dude and then tries to extort him.  It's a hell of a ride!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Mommy.  So a guy date rapes his best friend's girlfriend and then tries to cover it up because he's a rich prick.  Her boyfriend then comes back home after being away from all summer and then they make smush smush and then she's preggo with twins.  That's no all folks because one kid is each of the other dude's and shit and then it really gets crazy!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1989).  This movie was pulled its cock out and slapped the Joker in the face with it and then rubbed it on his rhubarb.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Showgirls.  Nomi has big tits and isn't afraid to use them when it's time to dance and damn does she know how to use them!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Dancing.  Swayze has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance and gdamn Baby!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick.  This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Warning (CBS, 1994).  This movie is about some big-dicked fuck heads that that nuke shit and shit!  Seriously wtfbbq?!?!