The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald. This movie is about an alleged bad dude, but what did he do? Why is he bad?
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Titts and balls, son.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son! Tiddies.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Troll 2. This has been called the best worst movie ever made and I think I agree. Fucking epic!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because there's a large ass snake and it is looking to kill p33ps
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. In this movie, there are 9000 wizards and they are crazy fast and can do magic as nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he doesn't fuck around because he is the son Alfred or some shit!?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bright. This movie is a fairly average movie that just came out at some point on Netflix. There are Lions and Bears and Orcs or some shit.
fml son.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm: Time Wars. This movie is not that worse than the first one and that was a relatively bad movie, but the podcast is fucking worse! Sorry folks. Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit(the podcast)! I'm fairly certain that i passed out for 15 mins and have no idea what i was saying.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow wanders around and tries to figure out who or what the five fucking armies are?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow kicks a dragon's shit hole with his big ass foot!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. This movie is about a polite and friendly hippy that has lots of fucking critters in his suitcase and shit goes crazy.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Sword of Storms. A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it. He also like kittens and beer. It's not a bad movie, but with a few passing issues and stuff. I'll stop now.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm. This movie is not that good even for a bad movie, but the podcast is worst. Sorry folks. Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit! The only upside is the girl that Red and the Iron Hulk thingy that smashes shit or something?