The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise. This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X. This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night. In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Salem’s Lot. This movie is about a guy named Salem, he is a writer, and he has a lot and shit.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 3. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues as a blast to the past, God had mercy on my soul becuase this one is a better film.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thanksgiving. This movie is a dish of revenge served with a side of blood and guts!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches World War Z. This movie is about an alleged Zombie outbreak becuase of Joe Biden.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity. This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead. In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.
Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface. This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Another Me. This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this trilogy later haha!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring. This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked. This film is fucking epic and still holds up!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!