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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: Category: Horror
Dec 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

Nov 11, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!

Nov 1, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.

Oct 20, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.

Oct 7, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Salem’s Lot.  This movie is about a guy named Salem, he is a writer, and he has a lot and shit.

Sep 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 3. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues as a blast to the past, God had mercy on my soul becuase this one is a better film.

Sep 22, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thanksgiving.  This movie is a dish of revenge served with a side of blood and guts!

Aug 25, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches World War Z.  This movie is about an alleged Zombie outbreak becuase of Joe Biden.

Jul 7, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity.  This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.

Jun 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead.  In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.

May 12, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!

Apr 28, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.

Apr 7, 2024

Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

Mar 24, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3.  This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!

Mar 17, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!

Feb 18, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.

Feb 4, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface.  This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!

Jan 28, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!

Jan 15, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.

Dec 11, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches  Another Me.  This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!

Dec 4, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.  This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!

Nov 5, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this trilogy later haha!

Oct 22, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.

Sep 17, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring.  This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked.  This film is fucking epic and still holds up!

Aug 13, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!

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