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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: Category: Horror
Jan 19, 2026

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Meshes of the Afternoon. In this short film, a woman is having issues.

 

Here is a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3qVKu59Io

Nov 3, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Longlegs. In this film, a pale horse-faced looking fucker named Longlegs is a Satan loving cuck, and there are some strange dolls that do weird shit!

Oct 20, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dementia 13.  This movie did some stuff and was ok for what it was more or less I guess.

Oct 6, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Big Shave. The Big Shave is a 1967 six-minute body horror short film directed by Martin Scorsese. It is also known as Viet '67.

Sep 15, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disco Inferno. It's another short film that had a decent premise, but failed to stick the landing.

Aug 18, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum.  This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.

Jul 13, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form. 

Jun 22, 2025

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners.  It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.

Feb 24, 2025

Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child  (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

Dec 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

Nov 11, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!

Nov 1, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.

Oct 20, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.

Oct 7, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Salem’s Lot.  This movie is about a guy named Salem, he is a writer, and he has a lot and shit.

Sep 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 3. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues as a blast to the past, God had mercy on my soul becuase this one is a better film.

Sep 22, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thanksgiving.  This movie is a dish of revenge served with a side of blood and guts!

Aug 25, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches World War Z.  This movie is about an alleged Zombie outbreak becuase of Joe Biden.

Jul 7, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity.  This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.

Jun 30, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead.  In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.

May 12, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!

Apr 28, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.

Apr 7, 2024

Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

Mar 24, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3.  This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!

Mar 17, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!

Feb 18, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.

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