The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire. This movie is an original concept based on a Star Wars story that never got made, with some slow-motion thrown in for fun.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith.  This one is is probably the best of the prequel trilogy, but that isn't saying a whole lot in the grand scale of things.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist.  Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect! This movie has a star ASSHAT KUSHNER, but it's also pretty good for being an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraserhead.  David fucking Lynch and a gd monster baby!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Timecrimes.  In this movie, a dude is an unwitting time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude, fist fucks a chick, and does time travel savage shit! Pretty solid film.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect 2! This movie doesn't star ASSHAT KUSHNER, so that's a bonus, but it's also pretty good for being a shitty sequel to an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 3! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Prometheus.  Old man shit dick decides that he wants to jerk off on us all, and we got this shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pitch Black! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: Shrieker Island.  Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares!  Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got, Nepolean Dynamite?!?!?! Fuck yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher.  This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers.  Aliens come to fuck shit up but get fucked up.  Fuck yeah son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra.  This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale.  Somber, but quite good.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Predator.  A true rumble in the burbs! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Code 8.  This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit!  Some dudes with x-men like powers are fucking shit up!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day 2U.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and she's an absolute delight in this film.  She steals the movie away from the Asian dude and runs!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X.  This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection.  Kevin Bacon is not in this one.  Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Knight Rider 2000.  This movie is another backdoor pilot that has some no titty action that was made to make some money for assholes!.  America fuck yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors.  Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance!

So dance fucker dance!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hardcore Henry.  This movie is about a man named Hardcore Henry and he will still fuck you up and spit you out!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predestination.  In this movie dude is a smooth talking time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude that used to be a chick and gets him to go back in time and seduce his female self and makes a baby that is also him and the dude who is the time traveler is also the the baby/girl/dude/time traveler dude!