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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: Category: Thriller
Jul 14, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Shut In (2016).  This movie is about a woman with a crazy kid who is Shut In.

Mar 10, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHA

Feb 11, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 8.  This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!

Aug 20, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War.  Jet Li fucks Jason Statham in the ass as they go to WAR!

Jun 4, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cruising.  An epic fucking film that has many problems, but you should give it a chance you leather boys and girls.

Feb 12, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Thirteen.  This film is fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but with the baby godfather, if you really know what I'm saying!!

Jan 15, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Snake Eyes. In this film, Snake Eyes has to kick some Cobra ass in Atlantic City!

Jan 13, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1977). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up, son!

Jul 3, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future! Time Travel Fun Time

Mar 20, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy.  This movie pulls its religion and slips it in our mouth.  Oh, Hell Yeah!

Mar 13, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Day After Tomorrow.  Sadly, this film is the world we live in, and fuck the schmucks that got us here.

Feb 20, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Twelve.  This film fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but in Europe!

Jan 23, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Silence Of The Lambs.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He wishes he had a pussy!

Dec 19, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Swimfan.  This movie is about a bug-nuts crazy, and that's just the beginning.  It's seriously a lot of what the fucks.

Oct 3, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s Eleven (2001).  This film fucking dope 2K+1 bitches.  Real deal big dick Donkey Kong cock if you know what I'm saying!

Aug 15, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 11 (1960).  This film isn't that great, but the remake is fucking better so skip this pile of shit! haha

Jun 10, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battle At Big Rock.  This movie is really short and kinda fun, but it's basically two dinosaurs fucking shit up in a knife fight! Get ready for the real deal this weekend bitches! Put a smile on son cuz shit is getting real!

Feb 21, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Red Dragon.  This film isn't that great, but eh it's got some funky fun shit in it.

Feb 8, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Good Son.  This movie is about a bug nuts crazy kid who gets kills his brother and tries killing Frodo and shit.  He also fucking creates a crossbow that kills dogs with screws!

Jan 3, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ma.  This movie is different but still has some fun shit going for it.  Nice change of pace. 

 
Aug 16, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ready or Not.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and it's also a bit of fresh air too for the thriller genre. Balls deep bitches and SATAN!

Apr 26, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eyes Wide Shut.  This movie is about a guy named Tommy and he is a doctor and he has a hot wife and feels titties every day and everything is great until it's not.  EYES... WIDE... Shut!

Apr 19, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Velvet Buzzsaw.  This movie is fun... really fucking fun, but it's over so suck it, bitches! HAHAHA

Mar 29, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Victim of Beauty.  The recounting of a terrible crime that wracked a family and galvanized police in South Carolina in the 1980s.  Jeri Fucking Ryan is in this!

 

 

ALSO KNOWN AS - Nightmare in Columbia County & Victim of Beauty: The Dawn Smith Story

Mar 8, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: World at War.  Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards!  It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book.  The film has made some strange changes, but it is still in the same vein of the book and makes a bit more sense.  I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha

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