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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Jun 2, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.

May 26, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice.  In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!

May 19, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.  Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.

May 12, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!

May 5, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker.  In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again. 

Apr 28, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.

Apr 21, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine.  This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!

Apr 14, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess! 

Apr 7, 2024

Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!

Apr 1, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out!

 

Tony Fucking Stark!

Mar 24, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3.  This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!

Mar 17, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!

Mar 10, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHA

Mar 3, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!

Feb 25, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery.  This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visuals.

Feb 18, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.

Feb 11, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 8.  This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!

Feb 4, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface.  This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!

Jan 28, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!

Jan 21, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist.  Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.

Jan 15, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.

Jan 7, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it.

 

#tits #ass #mario #bigdick

Dec 31, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son! 

Dec 24, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.

Dec 18, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!

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