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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Jun 18, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge.  This movie is reverse-lit af son! So double get them knives out!

Jun 11, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning.  In this movie, the old guns barely show up to kick some ass in front of the young guns!

Jun 4, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cruising.  An epic fucking film that has many problems, but you should give it a chance you leather boys and girls.

May 28, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

May 21, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect! This movie has a star ASSHAT KUSHNER, but it's also pretty good for being an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

May 14, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hostel. Shit's fucked up son!

May 7, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraserhead.  David fucking Lynch and a gd monster baby!

Apr 30, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Timecrimes.  In this movie, a dude is an unwitting time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude, fist fucks a chick, and does time travel savage shit! Pretty solid film.

Apr 23, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Working Girls.  A pretty good movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

Apr 16, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bram Stoker’s Dracula. This movie is dope AF, and is a solid film.

Apr 9, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Reign Of The Supermen.  In this movie, Supermen do super things until Superman cums home to whip out his dick and save the day!

Apr 2, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sonic The Hedgehog.  This is a movie wherein a blue little shit runs fast and makes friends with Cyclops and Jim Carrey fist fucks!

Mar 26, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022).  This movie is semi-dope as hell and Leatherface is old, but will cut you up, son!

Mar 19, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Death Of Superman.  In this movie, Superman must die because James Gunn hates him.

Mar 12, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984).  This movie is lit af son! get them knives out!

Mar 5, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014). This movie is dope af, and Sack Head will fuck you up again, son!

Feb 26, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman. In this movie, Wonder Woman gets to fight her literal Gods and metaphorical ones.

Feb 24, 2023

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E21 (The House of Luthor).

Feb 19, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spiral.  This movie is a somewhat reboot/ sequel/ prequel... aka more shit.  This movie is a fucking waste of everyone's time and talent in it.

Feb 17, 2023

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E20 (Barbarians at the Planet).

Feb 12, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Thirteen.  This film is fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but with the baby godfather, if you really know what I'm saying!!

Feb 10, 2023

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E19 (Fly Hard).

Feb 5, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9).  They fly into outer space!

Feb 3, 2023

This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E18 (Vatman).

Jan 29, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 10,000 B.C.  In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend gets abducted!  It's much insanity watching this movie sober, so don't risk it!

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