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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Nov 4, 2022

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E05 (Requiem for a Superhero)!

Oct 30, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraser. This is a perfectly excellent generic action film that ERASES YOU! Haha, get it?!

Oct 28, 2022

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E04 (I'm Looking Through You)!

Oct 23, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Night Of The Living Dead. This film is a classic and epic and has nothing to do with Rob Zombie! Oh, HELL YEAH!

Oct 21, 2022

This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E03 (Neverending Battle)!

Oct 16, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!

Oct 14, 2022

The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)!

Oct 9, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man. The movie that started it all it's not the first Marvel film that I've recorded for, but this will start the main series recording for the most part. Whip them tiddies out!

 

Tony Fucking Stark!

Oct 8, 2022

This artifact is a pdf compiling a single poem made from several blackout pieces I made during lunch at work. Ben Shapiro is a little coward twat so please feel free to share this all around the airwaves. 

Oct 7, 2022

This is the first episode of my new podcast, The Bastard V Lois & Clark! This will be released weekly, but there will be a gap between seasons as I record them in my free time. So with that, let's feel the pain together!

Oct 2, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 3: The Ascent.  This movie is going off the fucking rails and not in a good way, FFS!

Sep 25, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One.  This movie is a relatively faithful adaptation of the comic arc. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.

Sep 21, 2022

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: ENT S04E22 These Are the Voyages...!

Sep 18, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald.  This movie is about an alleged bad dude, but what did he do? Why is he bad?

Sep 11, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Incredible Hulk.  This movie is the next shitty one, but this time actually from Marvel. It's not that bad but could have easily been better without trying too hard.

Sep 7, 2022

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TNG S07E12 The Pegasus!

Sep 4, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead 2.  Ash is back at that damned cabin in this movie, and shit hits the fan! I also just bought the video game that just came out.

Aug 28, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Social Network.  Zucky has a small cock and isn't afraid to use it because he's the fucking CEO bitch!

Aug 24, 2022

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TOS S01E10 The Corbomite Maneuver!

Aug 21, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman And Harley Quinn.  In this movie, Batman gets to fight side by side with the Harley Quinn suckas!

Aug 14, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lords Of Salem.  This film took years from my life, but it's still better than most of Rob Zombie's life. HA!

Aug 10, 2022

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TOS S01E22 Space Seed!

 
Aug 7, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. This is the movie where Bale pulled his batcock out and slapped Joker in his face with his rhubarb!

Jul 31, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser: Inferno. Uncle Keith from One Tree Hill plays a cop in this shit show of a movie that feels like Se7en got ass raped by a David Lynch impersonater.

Jul 27, 2022

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: TOS S01E12 The Menagerie Part 2!

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