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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: May, 2015
May 31, 2015

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches National Treasure.  Ben Gates has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it!

May 24, 2015

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Congo.  There is a magical ape that wears a powerglove and helps the human meat bags find the lazer gun and then goes home.

May 17, 2015

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser.  A dude gets his face ripped off... 'nuff said!

May 10, 2015

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark! It is what it is.

 

 

*production note* This episode had some asshole cutting the lawn outside so I heavily muted that sound/ silenced it as best that i could.  Also Charter was experiencing problems so i had buffer issues and I did my best to fix the issue and keep it close to correct timing.  At the moment where i say that I want to smash someone's skull is where the splice is, luckily it's within the last 10 mins of the movie and should be close.  Fuck it!

May 3, 2015

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Misery.  The tag line is... The Tide Has Come!  What the FUCK does that even mean man?!?!

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