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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: August, 2016
Aug 28, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Matrix.  In this movie Neo is a smooth talking computer programmer from Chicago where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds!  fml.

 

*NOTE*

the original recording lost sync so i had to re-record over half the podcast so that's why the first half might sound a bit shitty and off.

Aug 21, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 4.  This movie is yet another sequel to a sequel to... fucking kill me and there is fucking Donnie Wahlberg again! I'm starting to regret doing this damn series already and sadly I have several more to go.  I'll stop now fucking pop pills now.

 

Aug 14, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Transporter.  This movie is about a guy named Transporter... um Frank Martin who drives cars and delivers shit unless you double cross him and blow up his car.  He's got a "girlfriend" and he fucks shit up plus skydiver.

 

enjoy suckas!

Aug 7, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Special Correspondents.  In this film 

Ricky Gervais and 

Eric Bana are a couple of loveable losers that are hiding out from 

Kevin Pollak.  Their hip shooting gets them further and further into trouble.  While shit is slowly hitting the fan 

Vera Farmiga is fucking great and sexy and 

Kelly Macdonald is into 

Ricky Gervais and wishes that he was inside her. 

America Ferrera is having fun while 

Benjamin Bratt

 is like wtfbbq?!?!

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