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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: October, 2016
Oct 31, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 7 (Saw 3D) & (Saw: The Final Chapter).  This movie is actually better than the last one, but the actual production quality/ practical effects suck.  Just pop some pills and get it over with and still eat a pussy.

Oct 30, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk.  This movie is that first shitty one from 2003 and it's as bad as I remember.  Seriously it's polished shit, but still shit.  that is all.

Oct 23, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 6.  This movie is fucking awful!  Seriously don't fucking watch this shit show... eat a pussy instead. ;P

Oct 16, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches London Has Fallen.  This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that recently came out.  Yet again there was another problem recording this, but fuck it we got it done anyways!  Fuck it son.

 

Oct 9, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo.  So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie.  Saffron Burrows is sexy as always and loves chewing dbag's assholes out left and right.  Matthew Lillard is subdued in his fucking lameness, but still manages to "help" save the day?  Also David fucking Warner!

 

 

 

So as you can guess I just copy/pasted the wing commander info into this! haha fml son. ;(

Oct 2, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that fly shit rice burners and think they are awesome until their buddy "Tin Man" goes loco and shit gets real!

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