The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mortdecai. This movie is about a guy named Mortdecai that somehow saves the day after bungling it up like a mother fucker!
Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S1E3 - Past Prologue.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lethal Weapon 2 (Director's Cut). This movie is about a guy named Lethal Weapon and he will still fuck you up and your wife too. Danny motha fucking Glover mother fucker!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast & Furious. This shit film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up... YOU KNOW HIS NAME! This is a fairly boring film that had a few big scenes that revived a franchise and lead to the best of the series... Fast Five.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Los Bandoleros. This short film is about some jackwad that can't run for shit and has trouble pissing while standing up. This is a prequel to Fast & Furious.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries Part 2. This is the second part of a miniseries that revitalized scifi and storytelling and turned a cult classic television show into a classic.