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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Now displaying: January, 2016
Jan 31, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Advocate.  In this movie Neo is a smooth talking lawyer from the land of Flo Rida where they not only blow whistles, but also eat ass!  fml.

Jan 24, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie!  Jay & Silent Bob get high, jerk off and there may be some anal involved too.  

Jan 17, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rumble In The Bronx.  This movie is about an asian dude that just wants to go to his uncle's wedding, but will fight street thugs if he has too.  he'll cut your fucking face son!

Jan 10, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone.  This movie is about a snotty kid who gets left behind by his asshole family because fuck him.  He thwarts a couple dbag crooks with in the most cinematic way possible, lose the battle win the war?  The mom then makes a deal with the devil and ultimately doesn't achieve anything from it.  Merica.

Jan 3, 2016

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  The Cold War is in full effect and the heat is rising in this spy movie starring Superman and that guy from The Social Network.  Not a bad movie.

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