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This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E13 (Witness).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Avengers. This movie is the movie that made 1000 fanboys cum in their pants. Shit gets real.
This week is another most exciting chapter of pain; S01E12 (All Shook Up).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kung Fury. This movie is like if baby Jesus got a blow job from a kung fu master and shit this movie out.
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E11 (Honeymoon in Metropolis).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Old. Old is about beaches and magnets fist fucking us in the only way they know how... Old!
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E10 (Pheromone, My Lovely).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect 2! This movie doesn't star ASSHAT KUSHNER, so that's a bonus, but it's also pretty good for being a shitty sequel to an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E09 (The Man of Steel Bars).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ruins. Some chumps go looking for other chumps in an old Mexican(possibly) temple, and some killer weeds are trying to kill people or some shit!?
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E08 (The Green, Green Glow of Home).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 3! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again.
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E07 (Smart Kids).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain America: The First Avenger. In this movie, Captain America whips his dick out and beats Tommy Lee Jones in the face with it, so that's a thing. Also, fuck nazis and fuck RED SKULL!
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E06 (I've Got Crush on You)!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thor. In this movie, Thor tries to ride a large dog and has a sexy time with Natalie Portman. Plus, there is a magic hammer and a killer robot thing!
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; S01E05 (Requiem for a Superhero)!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraser. This is a perfectly excellent generic action film that ERASES YOU! Haha, get it?!
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E04 (I'm Looking Through You)!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Night Of The Living Dead. This film is a classic and epic and has nothing to do with Rob Zombie! Oh, HELL YEAH!
This week is another exciting chapter of pain; The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E03 (Neverending Battle)!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!
The Bastard V Lois & Clark - S01E02 (Strange Visitor)!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man. The movie that started it all it's not the first Marvel film that I've recorded for, but this will start the main series recording for the most part. Whip them tiddies out!
Tony Fucking Stark!
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