Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials and Tribble-ations.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen. This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch. He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby. Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher. This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers. Aliens come to fuck shit up but get fucked up. Fuck yeah son!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E10 (Pegasus). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra. This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale. Somber, but quite good.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick. This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shit.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E08 (Final Cut). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman. This movie is dope as hell and Tony(big cock) Todd is fucking great. Be his victim bitches!
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 4: The Quest For Peace. In this movie, Superman stops nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a sun born nuclear clone or something ffs. plus ducky is in here.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding. So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day! The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E05 (The Farm). Let's frak!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th (2009). This movie is bad... really bad, but it's over for now.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hobbs & Shaw. This movie is like a modern-day sequel to Moana. Just go watch it already.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E04 (Resistance). Let's frak!
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive. He meets up with some other strange fucking Spider-Them and they fucking save the day.
Don't do drugs before you watch this, please.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E03 (Fragged). Let's frak!
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad. This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.
Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness). Let's frak!