The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Buffy The Vampire Slayer.  A pretty fun movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween.  This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years.  Mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mr. Nanny.  This movie is shitty, but fun so sit on it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Addams Family.  The recounting of a terrible family and the strange beauty of the Family Addams!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happytime Murders.  This movie is about a guy named Happytime and some Murders are going on and he teams up with his angry ex-partner and shit gets sideways fast.  Also puppet drugs!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby.  Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding.  So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day!  The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad.  This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince.  So a chick goes undercover and falls in love with a prince.  It's winter and the Borg queen is the mother.  Also, a princess is in a wheelchair.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Holmes & Watson.  So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and I just copied that from another episode because this film fucking sucks knob boi!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape.  This movie is a fun enough and well-made film that kind of skirts the real film's story but changes it up for kids.  The jokes were funny, but too many hot dogs.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Scooby-Doo! Haunted Hollywood.  This movie is fun enough and well-made film.  The jokes were funny, but I had no idea what was going on for most of it! hahaha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Murder Mystery.  Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade.  A bit of a waste on the concept, but still funny at times.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves.  In this film Rick Moranis still has a huge cock... a huge cock, but this time gets fucking shrunk!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, I Blew Up The Kid.  In this film 

Rick Moranis still has a huge cock, but blows shit because he fucking can!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain Ron.  This movie is about a captain/ all around awesome fucker named Captain Ron!  This movie fucking rocks!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scoobynatural (Supernatural: S13E16).  This is an episode wherein Scooby Doo is fighting Jet Li and Jet Li is still Jet Li(ing) the fuck out of Scooby and Gang... also just kidding.

HAPPY 4 YEARS BITCHES!!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Gilmore. He's a loser wanna be hockey player that is trying to save his old lady grandma yo.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Super Troopers.  There are silly mustaches, worse haircuts and just asshat insanity.  Please don't listen to this.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waterboy.  Because foot ball thats why son!  Eh this movie is ok, but doesn't hold up too well.  Still fun watching him lose his shit!