The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steve Jobs. This movie is about a guy named Steve Jobs and ffs he will fuck you up and your wife too if you don't buy his products. Michael motha fucking Fassbender and his big dick are ready to fuck!
Show Note: I was extremely tired and didn't even say half the thoughts that I have about this movie. Lameo, but I may do a redux of this episodes and a few others.
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E19 (Superstition).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Super Heroes - Black Panther: Trouble in Wakanda. Yeah this fucking happened again! Who the fuck names these damn movies?!?!
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E18 (Standing in the Shadows of Love).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jeepers Creepers. This is a movie wherein humans are in denial of the truth... that Jeepers Creepers is real and he'll fuck you up! Especially if you're a dude with your shirt off because the director is a creepy fucker. seriously look it up.
Hey dudes this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TNG S1E1 - Encounter At Farpoint: Parts 1 & 2
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E17 (Running Scared).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is not a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves part 2 with hybrids! fml.
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E16 (Baby Love).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chocolate (Masters Of Horror S1E5). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 5th episode!