The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 10,000 B.C. In this movie, the dude with a big dick gets shot, stabbed, and punched, and his honey-hole lady friend gets abducted! It's much insanity watching this movie sober, so don't risk it!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pompeii. This movie is about White Wolf and his knife of destiny vs Jack and the volcano son!
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Varsity Blues. Football, Dawson, Fatfuck, Amy Smart, Paul Walker(aka Crash & Burn) and Jon Voight... Fuck yeah to the 1990s!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head like a fucking hat... jk! This movie is fucking off the gd hook son!
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E10 (My Back Pages).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. This movie is not as good as the previous one and that's saying a lot mother fuckers.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches D2: The Mighty Ducks. This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that came out like forever ago... Fuck it son. haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Congo. There is a magical ape that wears a powerglove and helps the human meat bags find the lazer gun and then goes home.