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Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E20 (Mr. Sandman).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers in Goldmember. In this movie, it's even more of the same shit from the first one, but now with a useless singer chick.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E19 (When I'm 64).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld: Blood Wars. In this movie, Kate Beckinsale is wearing tight black clothing again and ready to fuck you or kill you because... Michael! New hybrids!?!?! fml.
Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS S3E15 - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E18 (The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 5: Bloodlines. Kevin Bacon is not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan. This movie is bad, but after the last one, they had to do something. Haha, there is really nothing worth watching this for.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E17 (Gimme That Old Time Religion).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some smart edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E16 (True Colors).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Phantasm. This movie is somewhat classic in that it kicked sci-fi/horror off into a new and strange direction. I'm pretty sure I was unconscious for most of this movie.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S4E15 (Love on the Rocks).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Varsity Blues. Football, Dawson, Fatfuck, Amy Smart, Paul Walker(aka Crash & Burn) and Jon Voight... Fuck yeah to the 1990s!
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E14 (Make 'Em Laugh).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross is back in the wild west bitches!
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E13 (It's My Party).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Sixth Sense. The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know-how and this is not that, but it's The Sixth Sense! She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E12 (Fever).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle. In this movie, The Rock runs around rage kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head like a fucking hat... jk! This movie is fucking off the gd hook son!
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E11 (Happy Together).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Insidious. In this movie, Insidious is a smooth-talking computer demon from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles but also blow minds and kill stuff or something! fml.
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E10 (Break Up to Make Up).
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection. Kevin Bacon is not in this one. Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!
Hey, ALFheads this is another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S04E09 (Live and Let Die).