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Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcasts

The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs Evil Dead show named Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard. Sometimes, I write bad poetry, create chaos art, and am generally emo.
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Jan 21, 2024

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist.  Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.

Oct 8, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mission To Mars. We got another amusment ride movie for you guys and gals! strap in or strap on!

Jul 23, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

May 21, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect! This movie has a star ASSHAT KUSHNER, but it's also pretty good for being an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

May 7, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraserhead.  David fucking Lynch and a gd monster baby!

Apr 30, 2023

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Timecrimes.  In this movie, a dude is an unwitting time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude, fist fucks a chick, and does time travel savage shit! Pretty solid film.

Dec 4, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Butterfly Effect 2! This movie doesn't star ASSHAT KUSHNER, so that's a bonus, but it's also pretty good for being a shitty sequel to an average film, but there's not enough nudity for my refined taste!

Nov 20, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 3! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again.

Oct 16, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Back to the Future Part 2! Time Travel Fun Time squared!

Jul 10, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Prometheus.  Old man shit dick decides that he wants to jerk off on us all, and we got this shit.

Apr 24, 2022

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pitch Black! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

Mar 14, 2021

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: Shrieker Island.  Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares!  Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got, Nepolean Dynamite?!?!?! Fuck yeah!

Dec 20, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher.  This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers.  Aliens come to fuck shit up but get fucked up.  Fuck yeah son!

Dec 13, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra.  This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale.  Somber, but quite good.

Aug 30, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Predator.  A true rumble in the burbs! 

Jul 12, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Code 8.  This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit!  Some dudes with x-men like powers are fucking shit up!

Jul 5, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Happy Death Day 2U.  This movie is fun, the girl has the look and she's an absolute delight in this film.  She steals the movie away from the Asian dude and runs!

May 17, 2020

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Jason X.  This movie is epic, it's also a bit of fresh air too. Balls deep in space bitches!

Oct 20, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors 3: Back To Perfection.  Kevin Bacon is not in this one.  Not sure who is... Michael Gross bitches!

Oct 13, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Knight Rider 2000.  This movie is another backdoor pilot that has some no titty action that was made to make some money for assholes!.  America fuck yeah!

Aug 25, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors.  Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance!

So dance fucker dance!

Jul 7, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hardcore Henry.  This movie is about a man named Hardcore Henry and he will still fuck you up and spit you out!  

May 5, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predestination.  In this movie dude is a smooth talking time traveler who travels through time and mind fucks a dude that used to be a chick and gets him to go back in time and seduce his female self and makes a baby that is also him and the dude who is the time traveler is also the the baby/girl/dude/time traveler dude!

Mar 3, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Total Recall.  This is a movie wherein a dude totally recalls shit that has and or hasn't happened or something.  Also Mars!

Feb 3, 2019

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic Park 3.  This movie is really just a shit show of sorts and re-hashes of the other films and yeah it happened. ha

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