The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visuals.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it.
#tits #ass #mario #bigdick
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two. This movie is part 2. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Soul Of The Dragon. This is a movie wherein a black batman little shit kicks fast and makes friends with a ninja chick and Asian Jim Carrey fist fucks!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again with Turtles!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Reign Of The Supermen. In this movie, Supermen do super things until Superman cums home to whip out his dick and save the day!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Death Of Superman. In this movie, Superman must die because James Gunn hates him.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One. This movie is a relatively faithful adaptation of the comic arc. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman And Harley Quinn. In this movie, Batman gets to fight side by side with the Harley Quinn suckas!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post Covid: The Return Of Covid. This movie is where the world ends or begins or whatever plus max... Streaming South Park!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post COVID. This movie is where the world either ends or begins... Streaming South Park!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Justice League: Gotham City Breakout. Yeah, this is fucking happened again!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lego Ninjago Movie. This movie is a film, a nicely made film. It was fine, everything was fine. haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freedom Fighters: The Ray. In this movie, The Ray has to save the Arrowverse's ass from crazy alternate dimensions and shit.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Spider-Man: Vexed By Venom. Yeah, this fucking happened again!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO: Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload. Yeah, this fucking happened.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis. Yeah, this fucking happened and it's basically Aquaman's story arc from that live-action film.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Justice League: Cosmic Clash! I honestly forgot what this fucking film was about. AHAHA!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Space Jam. This movie is what Space Jam 2 wishes it could have been if it didn't have Lebron bro. I'm calling it now.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons. In this movie, Deathstroke gets to fight demons from his past with his extremely large cock! Some pretty good action and gore in this film!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive. He meets up with some other strange fucking Spider-Them and they fucking save the day.
Don't do drugs before you watch this, please.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm. In this movie, Batman gets to fight demons from his past again! The Joker is out there romping and stomping again because he's in his prime! It was ok I guess I'll stop now.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk: Where Monsters Dwell. In this movie, Hulk & Doctor Strange are heroes and they are fighting Monsters on Rob Zombie's Halloween.
I'm not going to lie... I passed out a few times during this film and obviously didn't turn the sound off because I was very tired and frankly don't remember what happened during this film.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans. This movie is strange, but fun and has a pretty good story for a "kids" movie. Give it a shot.