The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out!
Tony Fucking Stark!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom. Tom Hardy was like hey Topher hold my beer son and jumped into the lobster tank! OH HELL YEAH SON!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). So it begins!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been creaming for! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches R.I.P.D. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who gets killed by Kevin Bacon. He's got a hot girlfriend, and a grumpy friend named chode. Whatever.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Aquaman. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for suckas! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! DC went balls deep with this one son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning. In this movie, the old guns barely show up to kick some ass in front of the young guns!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sonic The Hedgehog. This is a movie wherein a blue little shit runs fast and makes friends with Cyclops and Jim Carrey fist fucks!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman. In this movie, Wonder Woman gets to fight her literal Gods and metaphorical ones.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches F9 (aka F9: The Fast Saga or Fast & Furious 9). They fly into outer space!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore. This movie is about an angry fucker trying to steal an election with dead animals and crazy Ezra Millers! Better than the last one, but still a shit show.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Avengers. This movie is the movie that made 1000 fanboys cum in their pants. Shit gets real.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Kung Fury. This movie is like if baby Jesus got a blow job from a kung fu master and shit this movie out.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain America: The First Avenger. In this movie, Captain America whips his dick out and beats Tommy Lee Jones in the face with it, so that's a thing. Also, fuck nazis and fuck RED SKULL!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thor. In this movie, Thor tries to ride a large dog and has a sexy time with Natalie Portman. Plus, there is a magic hammer and a killer robot thing!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Eraser. This is a perfectly excellent generic action film that ERASES YOU! Haha, get it?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man. The movie that started it all it's not the first Marvel film that I've recorded for, but this will start the main series recording for the most part. Whip them tiddies out!
Tony Fucking Stark!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Incredible Hulk. This movie is the next shitty one, but this time actually from Marvel. It's not that bad but could have easily been better without trying too hard.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. This is the movie where Bale pulled his batcock out and slapped Joker in his face with his rhubarb!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Begins. Bale whipped his dick out in this one and throat punched Taken.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twister. Yeah, bitches it's tornado time, son! So whip it out and rub it out because shit is hitting the fan!