The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Most Dangerous Game. Yeah, it's the film that possibly inspired the Zodiac Killer so give it a look son. It's decent for being an older film.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet? David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Working Girls. A pretty good movie and it sure is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS! Give it a watch son.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Social Network. Zucky has a small cock and isn't afraid to use it because he's the fucking CEO bitch!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Daddy. So a chick date rapes a dude and then tries to extort him. It's a hell of a ride!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Mommy. So a guy date rapes his best friend's girlfriend and then tries to cover it up because he's a rich prick. Her boyfriend then comes back home after being away from all summer and then they make smush smush and then she's preggo with twins. That's no all folks because one kid is each of the other dude's and shit and then it really gets crazy!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1989). This movie was pulled its cock out and slapped the Joker in the face with it and then rubbed it on his rhubarb.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Showgirls. Nomi has big tits and isn't afraid to use them when it's time to dance and damn does she know how to use them!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Dancing. Swayze has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance and gdamn Baby!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick. This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shit.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Warning (CBS, 1994). This movie is about some big-dicked fuck heads that that nuke shit and shit! Seriously wtfbbq?!?!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Platform. This film is just fucking strange man.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trumbo. This movie is about a crazy, broken, and beautiful person that stands up to a jingoistic witch hunt and fights the good fight to shove it in the asshole's assholes.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freshman Fall. Freshman Fall tells the story of Melissa Connell (Candace Cameron Bure), a college freshman anxious to fit in with the popular crowd. After arriving, she is invited to a party by a guy, Scott Baker (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), with her roommates Jordan McCann (Jenna Von Oy) and Kellie Salter (Nikki Cox), and attracts the attention of Scott, the member of the college's most popular fraternity (to which her brother, Michael Connell (Brandon Douglas), also belongs) who has a history of date-raping fellow female students. She and Jordan attend a party at Scott's frat; there, she becomes the latest victim of Scott, who drugs her. Before he takes her upstairs to a room to rape her, she notices a passed-out Jordan being taken to a room by a guy as well. Upstairs, Scott turns on loud music and then rapes her. Melissa manages to escape his room afterward and flees from the frat house in tears...
AKA: She Cried No
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches In Defense Of A Married Man. So a guy cheats on his wife, gets set up for murder, and then gets cleared by his wife because she's a lawyer and there are lots of people that you'll recognize. Hellz yeah!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Room. This movie is some depressing shit, but still pretty great. Give it a watch.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches What Did Jack Do? David fucking Lynch and a gd monkey!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Backdraft 2. This movie spawned a sequel like 25 years later that nobody needed or wanted haha! Frankly, even though this is low budget and all that crap it actually works a bit better than the original story-wise.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell. Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares! Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got a fucking son?!?!?! Fuck yeah!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force. Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually worse than the book, also very similar to the book. The film has made some dumb edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
currently onto book 5! hahaha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind (2000). Fuck it let's watch this shit you bastards! It's actually a pretty fun movie and very similar to the book. The film has made some smart edits. I'm currently reading the series because fuck it! haha
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Of A Cheerleader. Not a great movie, but it sure is hell is better than that shitty Transformers movie with Marky Mark FFS!