Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: VOY S04E01 - Scorpion Pt. 2!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Evil Dead.  In this movie, Ash is a smooth-talking dude taking a weekend off up in the woods with some great friends until shit hits the fan!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Twister. Yeah, bitches it's tornado time, son! So whip it out and rub it out because shit is hitting the fan!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: VOY S03E26 - Scorpion Pt. 1!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy 2.  This movie pulls its religion out and slips it in our ass.  Oh, Hell Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spawn.  In this movie, Spawn gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it, Spawn!  It's a lot like the comic and dated, but still fun enough.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 4: Bloodline. A dude killed his parents, got their money, and then bought a strange piece of "art" for $250 for his sex dungeon above his fucked up club. Some other shit just happened, and then there's the CD shooting shit.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pompeii.  This movie is about White Wolf and his knife of destiny vs Jack and the volcano son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3.  They made the 3rd one, for fucks sake!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post Covid: The Return Of Covid.  This movie is where the world ends or begins or whatever plus max... Streaming South Park!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Amazing Spider-Man. Yeah, it's happening again, son! So get your warm wet rags ready because you're going to want to spank it, son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pitch Black! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast, The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: DS9 S02E24 - The Collaborator.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth. A dude got his dick ripped off and said, FUUUUCK! So now it takes place in a damn nightclub, and there is a sculpture of pain!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wanted. Yeah, this fucking happened. Sideways bullet-time hells, yeah bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 3.  This movie is about Skull Fucker, and he Skull FUCKS the fuck out of shit!  He doesn't mess around.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy.  This movie pulls its religion and slips it in our mouth.  Oh, Hell Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Day After Tomorrow.  Sadly, this film is the world we live in, and fuck the schmucks that got us here.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween.  This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years.  Mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman & Robin. Clooney pulled his cock out and shoved it up Arnold's ass! Yeah, Boi!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Twelve.  This film fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but in Europe!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.  This movie is reverse dope as hell, and Leatherface will whimper for you, son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son!  Titts and balls, son.